Mosquito Bait

We've got a new business idea. We are advertising Scott as mosquito bait. Growing up in Indiana, Scott would get ravaged by mosquitoes, but the rest of his family was left alone. When I sleep next to him, I never get bit, but he wakes up with welts all over. As a business proposition, we can guarantee that if you are standing or sitting near him, you will not get bit by a mosquito. This would work well for small weddings, bbq's, picnics, pool parties, or other summer gatherings. It works perfectly for mosquitoes and pretty much any other biting bugs, most notably the midgies and march flies that we've encountered recently. There will be a surcharge for excess skin exposure--extra for topless and even more for the full budgie (Australian for Speedo). It will be well worth the money--way better than a bug zapper.